Other Regular Incursional Impositions

These are the phenomena that are applied to me which don't fall under the categories of targeted Noise and Masers and Plasma beams. I will try to make this a trophy post for educational purposes, and save you the daily drudgery of reading about the Prime Victim (me), being a little immodest perhaps. This is a work in progress, and is woefully incomplete as of this writing, Mar. 23, 2009.

Fake touches; 50 to 200/day.
Nipples, nuts, feet, hands; sometimes pinching my nuts rather than touches. As if my underwear grew jaws. Sometimes they need a cover story, and often times they don't. The worst of this abuse category is "dick whacking", where they get me when towelling dry after a shower, and then simulate the condition of whacking my dick with the end of the towel, even if 12" more apart. Now, I am obliged to hold the end of the towel and apply the towel with my other hand. And occasionally, they will whack me in the dick with no excuse; the towel being on the rail 2' behind me. The more regular manifestation of the fake touches is glancing touches on nearby objects, and also jabbing my fingertips with edges that have become extra sharp somehow.

Finger motor control impairment; about 100 per day, excluding typos.
Applied to routine events like light switch operation, turning pages in a book. Then sometimes a total freeze of my hand, and no fingers can move for a few seconds, or until I scream at the assholes.

Forced typos; depending on the typing load, 200 to 1,000 per day.
Same letters repeated, or from the next intended word.

Speech impairments; 5 to 10 times/day.
Usually scripted when yelling at the assholes over an earlier jerkaround, all to "cause" an escalated round of reg-ification on the heels of the first.

Voice changes; 20 to 50/day.
Often within less than five seconds, and while in mid-rant over a provocation. There is something they do to change my voice on demand and in real time to maximize the variations within the shortest time span. Until 2007 I could detect this each time, but now they can defeat these capabilities, so this is a very rough conservative estimate.

Crumb inundation games; 30 to 100/day.
Having crumbs arrive from nowhere next to the bread on the plate, and then having them get progressively smaller as I attempt to pick them up is one example of this dumbshit game. Crumb swapping; a light colored hemp seed crumb will be swapped for a small soap bubble at the same location at the next look as one example. Another is coffee grounds that leap off the bag when I open it, or fly off the top of the heaping spoon full, no faked cause, just blatant fuckery. As part of it, some digs in the kitchen counter look like crumbs at a glance, and guess where the coffee crumb inundation games arrive?; why at the same location to force misidentification of crumbs with the countertop hacking. Usually one or more noises will erupt the instant I make a "mistake" (read, caused by mindfuck recall manipulations, as I didn't make these kinds of mistakes until 2006), between a coffee ground and the countertop lookalike modifications.

Attention misdirection; 10 to 50/day.
As an example, I have only two mugs, one for tea and one for coffee and it has been that way for six years. So, guess what happens when I want the tea mug?; why my attention is shifted to the coffee mug beside it in the cupboard and vice versa. It never happened before late 2006, and now it is a daily occurence.

Pissing on my 3" knife; once per two days.
Every time now I get the 3" knife that I routinely use get soused with water after it is dried and placed in the knife rack if I need it within an hour of being put there. Or, alternately, I dry it with the teatowel and more water builds up on the blade that was there before I dried it. The perps have an obsession with using any cloth to dry steel objects, and it seems that enraging me over this particular obsession of theirs is the result they want. Fucking beserk.

Algae on demand; every day.
I get various algae buildups on the dishes mat that lies under the dishes drying rack, and it starts the next day after I clean it. It was a red colored algae, and now they have decided it isn't good enough, so now a brown colored algae.

Vision impairments; over 500/day, all day.
I temporarily get my vision messed with in various exotic ways, none of which one would find in an optometrist's text book. I get the text on this page lifting off, skewing off horizontal, vertical lines will flex and bow, and even the appearance of a downward slope when there wasn't one. I get extra "reflections" off the inside of my glasses constantly, and often in colors that are not reflecting any of those that could plausibly be the source.

Wobbled off balance; some 20 to 50/day.
I am not allowed to turn a corner without getting pushed off balance by a unseen force field. Often,as part of the stunt, they will simulate that I ran my nipple into the door jamb (sensation) when it clearly missed.

Pulling objects from my grasp; 20 to 40/day.
All the way from mildly annoying to provoking a full-on rage, especially when the take a dinner plate from my hand and send it clattering into the kitchen sink. The odd time they will break items they want replaced or removed.

Water drop arrivals; 2 to 10/day.
Usually in context, bathroom and kitchen, but always obviously not of my making. Also happens elsewhere, sometimes in a restaurant, on the floor. A giveaway is that the water drops are extra reflective by dint of added fuckery, as if placing water at their whim wasn't enough.

Water drop flickings; 10 to 20/day.
Even a stream of boiled kettle water was once interfered with to send a very small drop of water perpendicular to the stream onto my adjacent hand to cause a minor and temporary burn sensation that lasted a second or two. I had never seen water take a gravitational defying perpendicular turn from the main pouring stream before, but in this business there is always firsts. Mostly, this happens in context when in the kitchen or bathroom, but it is annoying to have one's life under assault with extra-conventional gravitic fuckery all the time. Sometimes they will even have the water or tea poured directly into the kitchen sink drain travel uphill for an inch or so to have it contact the sink bottom for more exposure to a different cardinal direction/surface. All too fascinating for sick assholes.

Toilet games; everytime.
The action, or threat of toilet blocking, and other unmentioned fuckery that won't be detailed here. Also, they won't let me piss straight, and have also take to "piss hopping", where it flies laterally and unconventionally sideways out of the toilet onto adjacent floor. The all time pee stunt was to have a small droplet fly vertically straight up some 3' until eye level and descend exactly on the same vertical trajectory.

Computer security violations; all the time.
There are over 30 processes that are running that I cannot delete because of insufficient permission, even if I am the administrator on this PC. There are hundreds of encrypted folders and files I cannot delete. There are senseless popup dialog boxes each time I start Firefox, and the list goes on.

Forced bodily functions; all the time.
Farts, burps, jaw clicking, selective muscular spasms, nose dripping etc. all have inordinate timing with other noises, web page changes, popup appearences, particular thoughs and the like. Nothing unusual here as many TI's report the same. The nose dripping seems to be all about having me wipe my fingers on my jeans or shirt, often coordinated with food handling, especially chocolate.

Designed coincidences; all the time.
How could I forget to add this, one of the most prevalent events arranged around some themes, and usually a half dozen running at a time, and then switched out for other coincidences. The themes can be trivial, even a word that keeps getting used or somehow erupting when the forced typo harassment is on. See the posts, Pondering the Perps Objectives for major themes, but it can be relatively minor. Some themes are persistent; a certain feminine name has had long standing arrangements to "happen" nearly daily, and I won't get into this one by giving any more exposure.

Accelerated Depletions; approx. 2 items, all the time.
This is the name for the extra consumption that "happens" without me directly using it. Most often it is the peanut butter, drawn down a few extra millimeters each day when I come back to it in the morning. Other consumables with extra conventional drawdown are breakfast cereal and mouthwash. Why these, and not others; I have no idea what is so fascinating for the perps, except to obtain greater variability between the container and its contents.